I, SamStation, admin and co-creator of this very wiki, have returned after two whole years of complete radio silence to send one last message to the few active users left in this dying wiki. My tenure here at Wiikipedia has been one heck of a journey: there have been many high points, many (many) low points, plenty of spam and lots of good memories. Who could forget about the toughtfull discussions we all had in the Wuhu Town Chat, the dedication with whom Wiikipedia's (two) active users created and edited pages in order to make a complete encyclopedia of all things Wii a reality (we totally didn't do that for the badges), who could forget about the beautiful seasonal wiki themes by Simpson55 who bothered to change them like once every 8 months. It has been fun, but my friends it is now that I have to tell you all with a heavy heart that despite all the fun we had, all the hard work, the dedication and ambition... This is wiki is a fucking failure!!
We did have occasional period of times where the wiki was active for a while: these periods usually lasted 1 day to 2 weeks and happened anywhere between once every 3 months or 3 years. But let's face it, for most of its lifetime Wiikipedia has been a rotting, festering zombie of a wiki and it is now in this overly long message that I ask you (if anyone alive is even here) if it's truly time to put Wiikipedia out its misery. Wiikipedia is officialy dead forever, it has been fun but it's all over now. The funerals will take place on semptember 5 somewhere in a chat in the most rotten corners of the internet, all user are expected to show up wearing black clothes, the wiki's relatives will all be there. Goodbye and take care.
(P.s.: as I'm writing this on my phone, I'm taking a big ol' brown dump! It feels nice...)